What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

You shall not bear false witness.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

Lose lips shimk ships.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Innocent before proven guilty

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?